I could be wrong, but...

Locker rooms inside a Mosque

2010-09-15T08:59:00.005-05:00

We live in the home of the brave and land of the free. That freedom includes complaining. Doesn't it seem that the majority of this world's propaganda is complaining? And yes, I'm complaining too.

First things first: The Mosque.

Our freedoms give whomever to build a Mosque/Church wherever. However, human nature has to make us question the motives of someone building a Mosque at Ground Zero. IF, the Muslim world wants to bridge people together and is truly concerned about how they are perceived, this is not the best PR move. If you are wanting equality, love, tolerance, etc., one has to exhibit a hint of what they preach. It's not a one way street.

2: Women in men's locker rooms.

I still don't understand why women are allowed to be in men's locker rooms. One might argue if you do not, that's discrimination. I guess it's discriminating to some extent, but I view it as discriminating between right and wrong. I would also contend that men are not allowed to visit female locker rooms and given the same access as women. How many interviews have you heard of where a male reporter is taking answers from a nude Serena Williams right after a tennis match? It doesn't happen. Is this a double standard? I'll let you make the call.

Favre...like we care.

2010-08-04T07:09:00.003-05:00

I'll admit, Brett Favre is a great quarterback. Some say he's the greatest ever, but who knows. Brett Favre has always stated that he loves the game so much that he can't stay away. I'm starting to wonder if it's the attention that he misses more than the game. Each year Brett Favre has been as predictable as a hot day in August. Will he come back? Sources report this and that. No, he's not coming back and then lo and behold...HE'S BACK! I've heard people criticize the media for fueling the drama, but I think it all originates with Favre. If he wanted people to know, say something and stick to your word. I'm sick of it.

Brett - if you are going to play, great. If you are not wanting to play, great. I don't care either way and will not lose any sleep over you. I think you have let your success go to your Wranglers.

Cell Phone pics

2010-07-25T06:28:00.003-05:00

Long time, no...blog.

2010-07-22T08:55:00.002-05:00

A lot has happened since 2009. I guess laziness and a lack of having anything to say caught up with me. I'll try to make it a point to publish something a little more often - I know you are on the edge of your seats.

Today's Thoughts:

*Favre - Gets on my nerves.

*Racism - Sick of it, Sick of talking AND Sick of people looking for it 24/7.

*Making a to-do list.

*What am I going to eat for lunch?

*Wishing I had an auto tune microphone

I just heard.

2009-07-16T10:09:00.006-05:00

Well, Michael is gone. I just heard the news.

I have mixed feelings about Michael. I have to admit the Thriller album did hit hard during my third grade year of school. I remember I had a notebook with all the Jacksons' names on it. Yeah, even Tito. Billie Jean, Thriller and PYT are some of the tunes that stand out in my memory. After the MTV/Thriller stage, MJ faded to wayside for me (no pun intended).

Over time, Michael just creeped me out. With all the allegations and with his own statements regarding sharing his bed with children, I had no use for him. Michael mismanaged his money and was surrounded by a bunch of "yes" men similar to Elvis Presley. On the other hand, he may have made the best business deal of all time by purchasing the rights to the Beatles' catalog of songs.

Was Michael a role model/Civil Rights leader for the Black community? I don't no. Civil Rights leader is a little ridiculous. That's all I have been hearing on television. I don't even watch it anymore. I don't feel that I'm in a position to say yes or no since I am not African American. He did break down some racial barriers on MTV for black artists. And MTV was a big deal in pop culture and influencing society. You can take that at whatever it's worth. I also believe that it is absurd to discredit Michael's influence on music, his talent and his influence on culture. However, to glorify the man as an upstanding person is huge stretch. A person that admits to sharing his bed with children that are not his own and pays hush money to a family during child molestation cases - pretty much meets the criteria for a wack job. And THAT's only 1 part to his crazy life!

I also don't find it amusing that Bill O'Reilly and other television "entertainment reporters" find it amusing to rope Michael's kids into all of this by questioning their "whiteness" or "blackness" (like they don't have enough problems of their own). They had no choice in the matter! Don't bring them into this, Bill. Bill O'Reilly you receive my Pinhead award for this one.

Michael didn't influence my music. Did he influence music around the world? Yes. I didn't buy any of his music. I wasn't looking to buy his next record. Was his talented? Yes. Was he a strange bird? Yes. Did he molest children? Don't know, but if I had a poker hand riding on it, I would go all in. Did he invent the moonwalk? No.

I will predict a new Michael Jackson album very soon that will receive critical acclaim. Next years Grammys to follow.

The Masked Blogger: Peta vs. Obama

2009-06-25T07:39:00.002-05:00

If there was any question in your mind that those who serve in political office are the greatest recipients of criticism; those doubts have to be vanquished.

Last Tuesday, on June 16, during an interview for CNBC at the White House, a fly interrupted President Obama's conversation with correspondent John Harwood. Obama did what every person does in that situation; he tried to kill it and was successful.

Since then PETA has been all over Obama. "We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals," PETA spokesman Bruce Friedrich said Wednesday. "We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals."

I am no animal expert, but don't flies qualify as insects? Doesn't Obama have more on his mind than insect homicide? Maybe things like Iran, North Korea, healthcare, and the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. You might notice that I sighted issues dealing with human life.

Here's my question: How many animal activists are pro-choice in regards to abortion?

Man, I want some of these ribs!

2009-06-02T07:31:00.000-05:00

Jay Leno's last time to host Dwight Yoakam on the Tonight Show

2009-05-28T10:18:00.001-05:00

Do You Remember This Mouth? The Masked Blogger

2009-05-13T13:07:00.004-05:00

When I was in Jr. High in the late 1980’s, I was channel surfing one summer evening and I came across the Morton Downey Jr. Show. After seeing the show once, I was hooked. Everyone knows Jerry Springer and Maury Povich, but if it wasn’t for MDJ, these guys would not have a platform for their garbage.

The Morton Downey Jr. Show was famous for covering controversial topics while engaging in verbal and physical altercations. Current talk show hosts love to create controversies between guests and then sit back with the audience and enjoy the fireworks. Downey Jr. was different. He loved being right in the middle of the action. He used the tagline “zip it” almost as much as he used nicotine. Downey Jr. died in 2001 and yet his show still opens the door today for others to recreate what he created. In case you have never seen the show or had forgot about it, check it out:

The short return of the Masked Blogger

2009-04-30T10:19:00.002-05:00

I doubt the Masked Blogger's next job will be as a journalist. ENJOY!

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With the exception of some sort of a tragedy, nothing is worse than looking for a job. To help the unemployed, there are a variety of different employment search engines such as Careerbuilder.com. I don't know who their marketing personnel are, but if their ace card is a guy in a Speedo, picking toe jam, it may be time to clean house. Question: With a picture such as this, should the tag line be "Start Building" or "Start Bulging"?

ANOTHER...use for Duct Tape.

2009-04-28T09:17:00.000-05:00

Employee of the Month

2009-04-21T13:38:00.002-05:00

President Obama's ideals...

2009-04-09T15:38:00.023-05:00

"One of the great strengths of the United States is ... we have a very large Christian population -- we do not consider ourselves a Christian nation or a Jewish nation or a Muslim nation. We consider ourselves a nation of citizens who are bound by ideals and a set of values." - President Obama

I'll have to admit, I have been thinking about President Obama's statement for the last couple days. I understand his point, however, I do not believe it is worded correctly. At least I will give him the benefit of the doubt. I tend to believe that President Obama took into consideration his audience before he made his statement, but once again - I will give him the benefit of the doubt.

Our country is a great and strong country with an undying freedom. That undying freedom gives us the freedom to worship whatever/whomever/whenever we choose. However, our country's ideals and values are based upon Christian principles.

I find it odd that our National cemeteries contain crosses. I find it strange that our Pledge of Allegiance states we are "One nation under God." I find it ironic that our country's leader takes the oath of office on the Holy Bible. I also find it ironic that the highest court in the land has the Ten Commandments chiseled into the building's composition. I am also reminded daily of our nation's history when I look at our currency - In God We Trust.

I guess, according to President Obama's statement, we might need to re-think all of those inaccuracies. Right?...or...Left?

The Masked Blogger - Those Old Tar Heels

2009-04-08T09:18:00.003-05:00

Monday night, the North Carolina Tar Heels won their fifth NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship. Chapel Hill is synonymous with basketball excellence. Dean Smith, Michael Jordan, James Worthy, Rasheed Wallace, Vince Carter, and Jerry Stackhouse are just a few names connected to this dominant program. Some are suggesting that the current Tar Heels team may not only be the best team in the school’s history, but also the greatest team of all-time. Some are even heralding Forward Tyler Hansbrough as the greatest college player of all-time. The greatest player is certainly up for debate, however, the only team that could receive that kind of accolade in my mind is the 1990 UNLV Runnin’ Rebels.

What must be considered however in regards to the current National Champs is their age. In the current era, high profile student-athletes usually spend one year in college by requirement, but two at the most. The 2009 North Carolina Tar Heels have two senior and three juniors in their starting five.

How this team ranks in the history of the NCAA is unknown. However, unless there is some kind of alteration to the NCAA rules, this will be the oldest team college basketball will remember.

I have a dream...of an all Black rodeo???

2009-04-05T16:26:00.016-05:00

I am on Ticketmaster's email list. From time to time, I am notified about special events coming to my area. Just the other day I received such an email. I opened the email hoping to find out that my favorite band was coming to town. Well, it was not my favorite band and quite frankly I didn't know what to think. The Arkansas Black Rodeo (brought to you by the Real Cowboy Association) encouraged me to hurry up and get my tickets for their event. My first reaction was - this is can't be right. I thought it was some type of comedic performance or some performance in poor taste. After further research, I concluded this was indeed a rodeo that featured and was ran solely (from what I could tell) by African-Americans. I just shook my head in disbelief.

In my opinion, we as a society are taking two steps back when we keep segregating programs based upon race. I don't think it sends a message of unity and progress. I would venture to guess that IF this was the Arkansas White Rodeo, you might have heard about this on the six o'clock news and every media outlet in the country. I could be wrong, but I doubt it. Either way - white/black/green/mauve, it's not appropriate. Is it not our goal as a country to eliminate racial barriers? If so, why should we on our own free will raise barriers based upon race?

Our civil rights leaders fought very hard to tear down walls of segration. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. once dreamed when people would not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. Obviously, the Arkansas Black Rodeo wants you to know that race is an issue.

Why can't we just have a rodeo?

When jokes are sometimes funny...

2009-04-02T14:49:00.007-05:00

I find abnormal things entertaining. I guess that says a lot.

I find it amusing that a joke can be really funny in a certain situation, however, the same funny joke will not be funny under other circumstances. Example: Rodney Dangerfield - I think he's pretty funny and has some great one liners. How can you not laugh at some of these?

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

All of those are great and should warrant a chuckle, however, in certain situations you may not laugh and not even smile. I'll provide you a real, true un-hollywood story. I can plainly recall returning from a college golf tournament in the mid-90s. It was late and all the guys in the van were telling jokes and acting crazy...except for one guy, me. I had stomach cramps. I was perched on the edge of my seat somewhere in the dark state of Missouri (or should I say -Misery). I was looking for any brightly neon beam that would house my porcelain salvation.

So friends, I give you my Glenn Beck-ism - Life principle #1:

When you have to #2, you have to look out for #1.

And believe me the funniest jokes are not funny.

The Masked Blogger - Goodbye Dan Seals

2009-03-31T11:51:00.002-05:00

On March 26, 2009, Dan Seals passed away at 61 years young after a long battle with lymphoma. Seals enjoyed success in pop and country music primarily in the 1980's and early 1990's. His hits include Meet Me in Montana, One Friend, Bop, They Rage On, and Everything That Glitters is Not Gold, to name a few.

Long after the peak of his popularity, my first introduction to Dan Seals was on spring break of 1997. My friend Philip and I drove from Arkansas to Florida. He had a Dan Seals greatest hits tape. We listened to that tape over and over on our trip. We constantly thought "Dan Seals is awesome" and "why isn't he all over the place". For whatever reason, Seals' popularity became non existent by the mid 1990's.

In a time when it's hard to find good country music, you can always dust off a Dan Seals cd. His life may be over, but for me his music will continue to rage on.

Ping Pong ratings get boost

2009-03-30T10:35:00.001-05:00

The Masked Blogger - You got change for a dollar?

2009-03-26T14:07:00.002-05:00

You can't make this stuff up! Thanks aol news!

SAGINAW, Mich. (March 26) - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail. Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing. The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month. Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.

The Masked Blogger - I like girls who wear Abercrombie & Fitch, I just don't like their customer service.

2009-03-20T14:19:00.008-05:00

I could be wrong, but...

Well, the Masked Blogger is back at it again with another intellectual brain buster. Hmm, this "masked one" enjoys shopping in a cologne drenched store with near nude male models plastered everywhere? And you shop there for the durability? Sounds like your street cred is...well, more on the late night street corner. Take your mask off!!

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I don’t know if it is an urban legend or not, but I have been told that the employees of Abercrombie and Fitch are instructed to ignore its customers. Supposedly the A&F Employee Handbook says something along these lines: “Thou shalt not greet or seek to serve thy customers”. I have been on the receiving end of this lack of hospitality a number of times. I walk in, no one says “hello” or “may I help you” or receive any extension of anything even resembling customer service. Apparently, there is some kind of pop psychology taking place. Evidently, A&F wants the customer to feel privileged to be in their store rather than vice-versa. It is a ‘you need us rather than we need you’ concept. Despite this treatment, sky rocket prices, loud music, and a nauseating scent of cologne, I keep going back. I have only bought a few things ever from A&F. They were surprisingly good deals and I have been impressed by the durability.

What’s interesting is that the last few times that I have been in Abercrombie and Fitch, I have been overwhelmingly welcomed by the staff. Each time I have been greeted by multiple workers, my business is sought, and I feel truly welcome. The change is so glaringly obvious it is like the elephant in the room. Of course a drastic alteration such as this begs the obvious question of why. My best guess is that it is connected to the economic crisis in our country. Does A&F think that if people are treated respectfully that they might still buy regardless of their financial circumstances? What a far out thought; be nice to those that pay your bills!

I don’t know if this ‘chivalry thing’ will last beyond the recession, but even if it doesn’t, I will keep going back to a store where I feel unwanted while the majority of my natural senses are repulsed. Makes sense, right?

Alan Jackson didn't forget - Choices

2009-03-19T08:27:00.008-05:00

If there is a Mount Rushmore for country music, George Jones has to be one of the faces. George has a way of singing that is hard to describe. He sings with so much feeling that it resonates to the listener. George's impact on country music is insurmountable.

George has been plagued with drug abuse throughout his career. No-Show Jones became a household name in his hayday. He became unpredictable, erratic and down right crazy. He would often miss concerts, have brushes with the law and have woman problems to boot.

Throughout all the troubling times, George seemed to crank out the heart breakers and charm the fans. George's 4th marriage seemed to be the charm. You know what they say about the 4th marriage...OK you're right - I guess there are no sayings about 4th marriages. George married Nancy Sepulveda on March 4, 1983. George considered Nancy as his "rock". She helped him as like most other "recovering -musician junky - johnny cash like stories" go.

George's career fell into a lull in the late 1980s and early 90s (as did a lot of others country music stars in his age bracket). He had a short run comeback in 1992 with some novelty type songs, but it didn't last long. George's career continued to decline. Fortunately, Alan Jackson had not forgotten about him. George was one of Alan's heroes.

George professed to be alcohol and drug free. On March 6, 1999, George Jones was involved in a near fatal SUV crash. Alcohol was involved. "I did wrong that day and take full responsibility," stated George. His actions made him renew his vows to sobriety and refocus his work on a new music project. The Cold Hard Truth was released on June 22, 1999, and spawned a song that hit home with George and the fans. Choices was George's song. Every one was fighting for George hoping that he would get every aspect of his life on track.

The Country Music Awards recognized the impact of the song and asked George to perform. George was flattered. He later found out that the CMAs only wanted him to play about a minute or so of the song do to time contrants. Basically they were telling him that you are still not worth the time. George just told them to forget it and boycotted the show.

Alan Jackson had not forgotten about him. Unbenounced to the awards show, Alan altered his performance of his current hit and paid tribute to his hero.

Alan Jackson - Pop A Top (CMA Awards Live)
Uploaded by SpiXder

Choices

Written by Billy Yates and Mike Curtis

I've had choices
Since the day that I was born
There were voices
That told me right from wrong
If I had listened no I wouldn't be here today
Living and dying with the choices I made
I was tempted by an early age I found I liked drinkin'
Oh, and I never turned it down
There were loved ones but I turned them all away
I guess I'm payin' for the things that I have done
If I could go back Oh, Lord knows I'd run
But I'm still losin'
This game of life I play
Living and dying
With the choices I made

The Masked Blogger - Real Wrestling?

2009-03-16T07:34:00.003-05:00

When I was a kid, I loved professional wrestling. Hulk Hogan, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, and “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff were at the top of the profession during my childhood.
Even as an adult, I still possess an affection for it, but now there is another set of names that catch my eye. Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, and “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig are just a few names on this list. This past Friday, March 13, Andrew “Test” Martin was added to this fraternity. These are former professional wrestlers who died suddenly, at young ages, and with drug abuse rumors surrounding them.

Professional wrestling has always had the aura of being ‘scripted’ and yet these deaths are anything but. Steroids and pain killers continue to run ramped and claim the lives of these young athletes. I know that you can’t simply blame the business itself, but as we watch our favorite wrestlers and their phony aliases, we must assume that most of them are dealing with real demons in an effort to win our cheers.

Justin Townes Earle...hmm.

2009-03-13T07:35:00.004-05:00

Justin Townes Earle is the son of famous musician/poet/political activist/sometimes troublemaker Steve Earle. Steve Earle is a bittersweet pill for me to swallow. I think he is very talented, but he can really get on my nerves at times. Over the years his music has become more of a politico-music thing and that just wears on me.

I became aware of Justin about a year ago. I was able to listen to some tracks from his second release The Good Life and was blown away. Anyone that has a famous parent as a dad is going going to have it tough. I think you may have your foot in the door and the money, BUT you won't have the people your side and THAT's the problem. The Good Life is a great album. It is a mixture of tunes that are traditional country with some that are more folk oriented. Justin's voice blows me away and the production is great. I would venture to say that his voice (at least on the recordings) are the best traditional style country voicings I've heard in country music in the last 15 years. They seem pure and reminiscent of Hank while keeping his own person integrity.

Justin has a new album out, Midnight at the Movies, and it sounds like it's fairly solid. I was disappointed that the direction of styles seem to be changing slightly. It seemed to me that I could here a young Steve Earle singing a lot on that record - in voice and style of music. I hope that was just me and not the reality.

Anyway, I think the public should take a look a this guy and give him a fair shot even if you like or dislike his daddy.

Here's his official video from his The Good Life release:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQbO25Yb73Y

How does Classmates STILL stay in business?

2009-03-11T10:39:00.007-05:00

I imagine most people are aware of Facebook and MySpace. For those that don't really know much about it or have secondhand views, you probably only associate it with bad things on the news OR think it's one of those sex sites that's featured on Primetime Live. I guess it can be whatever you make of it. I guess your home telephone can be a sex phone if you want it be. But if used properly, it's a pretty cool resource.

I have a Facebook and MySpace account to promote my band and music. It allows me to send updates to people for upcoming shows and at a click of the mouse, I can send umpteen messages to anyone at anytime. It also allows me to find old friends from years ago. It's nice to stay in touch with people I don't really know that well. I guess that's kind of weird. The nice thing about these sites is that they are free, too! All in all - it's helpful to me and entertaining at the same time.

All of this leads me to my original statement: How does Classmates STILL stay in business?Classmates may have been the first site to help you re-connect with old classmates and friends. I still get emails to this day. The BIG difference here is Classmates costs MONEY-Dinero-Greenbacks-Cabbage-Benjamins-! You cannot access the site without becoming a "Gold Member" or whatever the "in-crowd" calls it. Does this not confuse anyone else? Who cares if someone has signed my guestbook a year ago or uploaded a new picture? Classmates seems to be living about 10 years behind the times. Do they not know that Facebook and MySpace offers 100x more things for free? But they are still around, so what do I know? Am I missing something?

Hang on, someone just signed my guestbook. Gotta go.

The Masked Blogger

2009-03-11T07:49:00.002-05:00

How Much Would You Pay To Have Cancer?

Most would pay nothing, but the Buffalo Bills have agreed to pay 6.5 million dollars for it. The Bills contracted this deadly disease this past Saturday when they signed Wide Receiver, Terrell Owens to a one-year deal. ESPN’s Skip Bayless often refers to Owens as T.O., as in team obliterator. Owens has had trouble everywhere that he has played, specifically with his quarterbacks. Jeff Garcia, Donovan McNabb and Tony Romo all failed in the effort to keep number eighty-one happy. Do we really think that Trent Edwards will be any different? The Bills already have a number one receiver in Lee Evans; will T.O. be satisfied with being number two? The only connection that Terrell Owens has with number two is that he often acts like it.

Buffalo is a great football city. Jim Kelly, Andre Reed, Thurman Thomas, Bruce Smith Cornelius Bennett, and others have paved the way for this city to be associated with football excellence. I know that the Buffalo Bills organization and its fans want to win, but at what price? With T.O.’s skills diminishing and his negativity continuing to flourish, he’s no longer worth the gamble. T.O. will probably put on his best face for a while, but something will inevitably change it. It’s like cancer, it can go into remission, but it often reappears and even when it doesn’t you fear that it will.

Top 25 Albums...or something like that.

2009-03-06T14:12:00.004-06:00

I've been noticing on Facebook that people often list their Top 25 albums of all-time. Well, I've listed 25 albums and I don't know if it's of all-time, but they are albums that meant a lot to me over the years. They are either great albums or events that helped shaped my musical tastes today. And by the way, this is off the top of my head. I imagine it would change greatly if I really thought about it.

The Band – Brown Album
Dwight Yoakam – Guitars, Cadillacs, etc.etc.
Dwight Yoakam – Hillbilly Deluxe
Weezer – Blue Album
Weezer – Pinkerton
Stone Temple Pilots – Purple
Johnny Cash – Folsom Prison
The Beatles – Abbey Road
Elvis – Aloha from Hawaii/'68 Comeback Special
The Beatles – A Hard Days Night
Hank Williams Jr. – The Early Years
Cheap Trick – At Budakon
Wilco – Being There
Roy Orbison – Mystery Girl
T. Rex – Electric Warrior
KISS – Double Platinum
Tony! Toni! Toné! – The Revival
Steve Earle – Guitar Town
The Band – The Last Waltz
Lucinda Williams – Car Wheels on a gravel road
Buck Owens and the Buckaroos – Live at Carnegie Hall
Kelly Willis – What I deserve
Cake – Fashion Nugget
BR5-49 – This is BR5-49
Last has to be any album by George Jones, Hank Williams Sr. or Merle Haggard

The male-pig, chauvinist Masked Blogger

2009-03-05T13:52:00.005-06:00

The Hottest Woman of All-Time

The month of March means ‘March Madness’. For those of you that may not know what I am referring to, ‘March Madness’ is the term associated with the sixty-five team tournament to determine the national champion of college basketball. When I was in college, there were a group of guys that created an annual tournament to determine who the hottest girl on campus was. Names were added, a bracket was formed, and a champion was crowned by popular vote. Disgusting, shallow and chauvinist, I know.

The other day, I was in a hair salon. I was looking at a magazine and saw a picture that I just could not believe. I grew up in the 1980’s. When I was a kid there was no doubt in my mind of who was the most beautiful woman in the world. Decades later the same woman is still #1 in my mind. Brackets, votes and other women are not necessary to determine this one. Here is what I saw in the magazine:

Congratulations Christie. You are 55 years old and still the champ.

National Sportmanship Day

2009-03-03T13:56:00.003-06:00

Today is National Sportmanship Day. In honor of National Sportmanship Day, here is ESPN's Top 10 Most "UN"Sportsmanlike moments in the world of sports. What did they miss?

The Masked Blogger returns in all his glory

2009-02-25T09:13:00.003-06:00

Is He the Messiah?

The term ‘Messiah’ is associated with kingship and deliverance from oppression. The idea is based upon the Old Testament. Most identify this in connection with Jesus Christ. Jesus came at a time of war, poverty, moral decay, and a general distrust for government. Does this sound familiar?

Barack Obama is now the President of the United States. Like Jesus, he emerges on to the scene during less the favorable circumstances. In fact, you have to question why he would want the job at this point in time.

A few weeks ago, Rush Limbaugh stated that he wants to see this administration fail. No, I don’t think that Limbaugh is a terrorist, but I do believe this was a poor choice of words. As American citizens, we are compelled to want the President to be successful. There are many who share the responsibility for the current problems in the United States. However, the troubling issues in America did not happen overnight and so they will not be fixed rapidly either and certainly not by the effort of one.

In the end, Barack Obama may end up being a great President. But the idea that he is some kind of a Messiah that will individually save America from its pitfalls is laughable at best.

McDonalds - What a joke.

2009-02-23T07:44:00.005-06:00

Nigel Haskett, 22, of Little Rock worked at a local McDonald's on Rodney Parham Road. Months back, the minimum wage employee noticed that Perry Kennon was beating a woman inside the restaurant. Mr. Haskett stepped in to help the lady and the assailant fled. Mr. Haskett noticed that the assailant was going to his car only to return with a fire arm. Mr. Haskett then blocked the door to protect the woman and the rest of the public inside. Mr. Kennon then shot Mr. Haskett multiple times. Nigel has now undergone 3 abdonminal surgeries and his medical bills exceed $300,000.

And guess what...McDonalds doesn't want to give him a dime...yep. No work comp, nothing. You should be ashamed.

http://www.arktimes.com/Articles/ArticleViewer.aspx?ArticleID=bc6732a3-93b2-41e3-a106-076ceda31298

The Masked Blogger's Top Ten Movies of All Time

2009-02-20T08:49:00.004-06:00

The Top Ten Movies of All Time

If you are a movie buff as am I, you might find the American Film Institute's 10 Top 10 of all time interesting. The lists can be found at http://www.afi.com/10top10/. Not to be outdone, I have compiled my own Top 10 movies of all time. My criteria is based on the following: 1) The list must cover a wide range of genres, 2) I must be willing to watch the movie numerous times, 3) The movie must forever stick in my brain.

10. Grease (Musical)- If you are male and grew up in the 80's, you loved Olivia Newton-John.

9. Hoosiers (Sports)- Redemption, second chances, and basketball.

8. Rounders (Drama)- Was popular before hold'em.

7. The Silence of the Lambs (Horror)- Who's better than Hannibal?

6. The Usual Suspects (Drama/Suspense)- Made Keyser Soze a household name.

5. As Good As It Gets (Comedy/Drama)- 1997's best film, actor, and actress.

4. Caddyshack (Comedy)- "Gunga galunga"

3. Star Wars (Science Fiction)- Made me stop saying, "I hate Sci-Fi"!

2. Godfather (Crime Drama)- Changed the way we view family.

1. The Shawshank Redemption (Drama)- I could listen to Morgan Freeman narrate anything.

Book Sequel?

2009-02-18T10:32:00.005-06:00

If you didn't know, I wrote a book. GM reported today if business didn't get any better OR if the Saturn brand was not bought by another entity, they will end the Saturn brand by January 2011. That's the best news I've heard today. Saab and Hummer will also be joining the fold.

Have you heard today that GM is asking for MORE bailout money! What a bunch of jerks.

Point/Counterpoint with The Masked Blogger

2009-02-10T12:36:00.022-06:00

The Masked Blogger Point: Sympathy For A-Rod

In 1968, the Rolling Stones recorded Sympathy For the Devil. The Devil has fame, fortune, power, influence, and a host of followers. On the other hand, so does Alex Rodriguez, except for the followers.

This week, A-Rod did the unthinkable. He admitted to taking steroids without being under oath. Rodriguez is one of many baseball players that have been suspected of using performance-enhancing drugs. The Yankees will pay A-Rod 300 million dollars over the next ten years. He is good-looking, articulate, rich, and one of the best baseball players the game has ever seen. Yet, I find myself having sympathy for him. He seems to have everything except people’s respect. Fans, teammates, the Media, and everyone else love to pile on him. Even in New York, where baseball is king, people are Jeter and Rivera fans, but not A-Rod.

A-Rod is one pro athlete that just can’t catch a break in the court of public opinion. No matter what he does, people do not receive it well. Even when admitting to doing the wrong thing, he receives no grace. Look, I know he has his faults and some have been well publicized. For example, when he was still married it was widely known that his stripper girlfriend accompanied him on the Yankees road trips. Do we really think that he is the only married athlete to make this choice? Say what you want about him, but at least he’s smart enough not to end up in jail for perjury.

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I could be wrong...
Counterpoint: How can anyone be a baseball fan these days?

I have always liked the game of baseball. I have enjoyed playing the game and have somewhat enjoyed watching the game. And in the same breath, I'll admit the game can get slow and boring at times. However, there is nothing better and more relaxing than taking in a minor league game in early spring. I will continue to support my local minor league team and support my health.

However, I will not watch a Major League Baseball game from this point forward. I'm sick of these guys. The reasons to "NOT" watch/support these guys now out weigh the reasons why we should and that is sad for the game of baseball - i.e., sky rocketing ticket prices, no team loyalty, steroids, lack of integrity, league lacks proper leadership, out of control egos, etc.

I have no sympathy for anyone that takes steroids to disgrace the game of baseball or any sport for that matter. These exact athletes have made a mockery of the game and for that I have no respect. These athletes need to realize this sport is bigger than the Yankees or even MLB. This is America's game. I guess it's only fitting that America's pastime is now a little more corrupt. I understand that A-Rod took the high road and apologized, however, that does not exempt him from paying the consequences for his actions. Unfortunately in this situation, the only consequences that he will endure will be a few boos. Boo hoo for A-Rod. Just wipe your nose with your money, A-Rod, while I explain to my daughter what "steroids" mean.

Should we send him a "Thinking of You" card...Masked Blogger? He did say he was sorry...?!!? Oh by the way, the guy that robbed the bank last week said he was sorry too. Get off his back!!

A-Rod, you do not have my sympathy.

The Grammys Lowdown: Highs and Lows

2009-02-09T14:44:00.005-06:00

I generally try to catch the Grammys. They tend to still have some credible people on there from time to time. However, you are always going to have that collaboration song with X-Bixcuit and Twinkle Tows with Elton John that's just really terrible. Yeah, what's with all the collaborations? Yeah, Coldplay's frontman, Chris Martin, started playing a pretty tune on a pretty piano and then suddenly Jay-Z jumped up started rappin' about "sumpin'"...? Ruined it for me. Well, at least it wasn't the racially charged "my president is black" crap.

But anyway, getting back to my general thesis statement, the Grammys tend to be credible.

Highs:
Al Green/Justin Timberlake/Keith Urban
Paul McCartney/Dave Grohl
Robert Plant/Alison Krauss winning Album of the Year

Lows:
Everything else

RIP Tom Brumley 1936-2009

2009-02-05T08:02:00.003-06:00

Tom Brumley played pedal steel guitar for one of the coolest bands of all-time.

The Masked Blogger - Critic's Corner

2009-02-03T07:42:00.001-06:00

Movie Review: Frost/Nixon

A few weeks ago I went to the movies to see Frost/Nixon. The movie is a true story based upon a series of interviews between David Frost and Richard Nixon. Frost is an energetic Englishman who hosts an Australian talk show and lives the life of a playboy. Nixon had just recently resigned his position as President due to the Watergate scandal. He agrees to be interviewed by Frost in an effort to get paid and the opportunity to return to the limelight. Along with this big picture there are additional interesting subplots.

This movie is nothing short of outstanding. It is extremely intriguing and flows as well as any movie from recent memory. For those that are not history buffs, this movie is still compelling due to its easy to follow presentation of Watergate. In addition, the movie is extremely well acted. Frank Langella’s portrayal of the President is Oscar worthy and Ron Howard is truly one of the great Directors of our time.

Frost/Nixon has been nominated for best picture. I have serious doubt that it will win due to its lack of weirdness. However, this is a movie that you can feel good about spending your hard earned money to see even in an economic crisis.

Overall: A-

The Masked Blogger - The sneak around

2009-01-26T07:47:00.006-06:00

Today’s Buzzword

Today’s buzzword is ‘bailout’. Bailouts have already been granted to General Motors and Wall Street. One might expect the Healthcare or Education industry to be next in line, right? Wrong! In the on the deck circle is non other than, drum roll please…. the porn industry!

Hustler’s Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis are requesting a five billion dollar bailout from the U.S. Government. Apparently their business is struggling due to the economic crisis and all of the free stuff on the Internet.

In addition to my personal ethics and morals, I find this appalling as a tax payer. However, consider the words of Larry Flynt: "Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.” Who could argue with such wisdom?

If this bailout is granted, every greedy, irresponsible, and perverse entity conceivable will have received large sums of money to save their businesses. What’s next, are we going to grant bailouts to pedophiles? Come to think of it, isn’t Michael Jackson broke?

Out with the old and in with the New!

2009-01-21T07:35:00.009-06:00

I imagine you watched history unfold the other day. If you didn't, you probably were sick in the bed and didn't turn on the television. Whether you are Republican or Democratic, Black or White or Pink or pale Yellow, it was a great day for our country. Our country needed a revival. I wish the best for our country and President Obama.

I did have mixed emotions for President Bush on his exit. I'll have to admit most of my emotions where of relief and frustration, but they were also mixed with tremendous respect. President Bush's downfall, in my opinion, was the inability to select the proper people to help him with his decision making. Throughout his presidency you will find people who resigned, who were corrupt, who performed their job poorly and officials who provided the president with incorrect information. That same incorrect information ultimately brought our country to war. Just like any business the boss must take the heat, so should the president.

I know this happens in any presidency, however, the spoils of his appointments have been just more in the spotlight. Donald Rumsfeld may have been have been his biggest disappointment during Bush's term. Another low point I remember of President Bush's term was a questionable use of wire tapping that was used as a cover up, but later revealed was Bush ordered. And who could forget the Katrina flub. Of course, the economical decline is not good, but with war comes economical decline. Once again, I think President Bush was put in a Catch 22 from the start. One of Bush's high points were the selections of the Supreme Court justices and somewhat of a longterm victory in Iraq.

All in all, I respect George Bush. I respect any person that can stand behind what they believe and not care what you or anybody else thinks. After 9/11, he united our country and since that attack has prevented any further attacks on our country. Mr. President, I appreciate your service.

I think President Bush got a pretty crappy poker hand when he got the Presidency. We had the biggest attack on American soil and a war. I cannot fathom what the responsibilities must be to protect America much less worry about anything else in a moment of crisis. One thing I can I rest assured in saying is this: President Bush loves his country and did what he thought was best.

President Bush's Report Card: C-

I don't have 31 minutes to spare on Sunday

2009-01-18T13:07:00.009-06:00

It is true that we live in a hectic world. It seems that everyone has iPhones and nobody wants to talk on them. The people I know just look at them every 10 minutes and text and surf the net wherever they may be. It's very annoying, BUT that's another blog.

A local church (The Church at Rock Creek) has introduced a Sunday church service called the "The Rock Creek 30". The purpose of the "The Rock Creek 30" (30 minutes of worship) is to provide busy church goers a way to squeeze in a worship from their limited, rat race time schedule. Everytime I hear this omnipresent advertisement it makes me want to gag. I've heard it on the radio and seen it on television. I wish I could find the actually spot to post. I looked on the website and the only thing I could find was this quote: The Rock Creek 30 is a thirty minute worship designed with you in mind.

I found one problem with that statement and thus confirmed my purpose for this blog. This worship is designed for YOU. It almost sounds like a fast food slogan.

We/I have to remember the reason we/I worship and that is to worship God the Father and give him the reverence that he is due. Our hectic life means nothing. We can try to make some kind of rational excuse, but we can't. Everything comes from God. Our time is God's time.

It's hard for me to believe that the apostle Paul would have been attending the "Power 30."

The Masked Blogger

2009-01-16T13:29:00.005-06:00

Leveling The Playing Field

On January 13, 2009, Indianapolis Colts Head Coach, Tony Dungy retired. Dungy is impressive even to the most casual of fans. He blends genius and humility in an unparalleled fashion. In addition, he is the first African American Head Coach to win the Super Bowl. Tony Dungy is like Santa Claus; everyone likes him.

Dungy’s replacement is Colts Assistant Head Coach, Jim Caldwell, who is also African American. Caldwell has been groomed to replace Dungy upon retirement for over a year. I have no problem with the Colts promoting Caldwell and not opening the position to a standard interviewing process. What I find objectionable is the inconsistency of the matter. Last year, when it was announced that Seattle Seahawks Assistant Head Coach, Jim Mora, would replace Mike Holmgren there was a certain amount of outrage. Mora and Holmgren are both Caucasian and no other candidates were even given opportunity to apply.

Here’s the deal: I don’t care if you are red, yellow, black, white, green, or any other color. Every organization in every field of employment has the right to hire who they want. Race does not make you qualified, but rather your education, experience, and skill set. Should there be diversity? Sure, but not on the basis of skin color, but rather on ability. I don’t see anything wrong with how the Colts or Seahawks replaced their coaches. However, there is something wrong with the inconsistency in criticism. Leveling the playing field not only demands equal opportunity, but scrutiny as well.

10 years and 26 days

2009-01-14T07:35:00.008-06:00

I guess it's not a guy thing to write about their wife, but I really don't care. On December 19, 2008, Amy and I celebrated our 10th anniversary together. It's usually tough to do a lot at that time since it's so close to Christmas, but we enjoyed a couple days in Memphis anyway. We stayed in close proximity to Beale Street and took in an NBA game as we watched the Memphis Grizzlies get de-clawed.

SOOOO....

Happy Anniversary - again.(10 Years and 26 days)
To the greatest Mom/Wife/Friend a guy could ever have!

(Pictured Taken on Beale Street 12.19.2008)

Picture at a local Burger King in Little Rock

2009-01-11T14:07:00.002-06:00

The Masked Blogger - 2009 Edition

2009-01-06T07:41:00.005-06:00

The Masked Blogger has returned. He/she has a new perspective on life with a new set of resolutions as their guide: read their Bible less, let their scabs heal and be nicer to children and the elderly.

Anyway, you can see what kind a person we are dealing with here. However, this blog kind of makes sense. I hope you all the best in the new year!

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Question: What do you get when you blend Hulkamania with Dennis Rodman, Butterbean, Screech, Danny Bonaduce, and Todd Bridges?

Answer: Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling

Take a look:

Other acceptable answer: A talent free Police line up.

Hang On, Christmas.

2008-12-31T09:28:00.004-06:00

I hope everyone out there had a great Christmas holiday. I guess Christmas takes on a different vibe the older you get. I still haven't figured it out. It's a mixed bag of emotions for me. It is better to give than receive.

I want to share more music with you. About 2 years ago, I was introduced to a group called Dr. Dog. They have turned out to be one of my favorite bands. I imagine you haven't heard of them. If I "had" to describe them I would construct this equation: Beach Boys + The Band + Paul McCartney = Dr. Dog.

I've attached a video clip from their latest album of 2008, Fate. It's worth your time.

(Hang On)

Hurt.

2008-12-17T15:49:00.002-06:00

This is the first video that made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. It still gives me chills to this day. Powerful. The song and video work well together. I'm going by memory here, but in one of Cash's books he tells that June had just gotten the news of her illness just before the video shoot. He was not even aware of the news.

What is your take on the video?

Don't Mess with the Masked Blogger!!!

2008-12-10T07:28:00.003-06:00

Texas Got Messed With.

We have all heard the phrase, “don’t mess with Texas”. I attended a small, private university that had at least one student from every state in the union. Every start of the school year, we would have an assembly where the state and country flags would be hoisted to represent the various homes of the university’s students. The point was to show the diversity within the university. Without exception the Texans would be the most obnoxious of all. They would see their flag and go nuts. I must admit that this experience jaded me towards the Lonestar State.

However, as of late, I find myself sympathizing with Texas. The Texas Longhorns were the nations #1 ranked football team for a lot of the season. They lost only one game (Texas Tech), but beat notables Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, and Missouri. Yet, they were not invited to the Big 12 Championship Game, but Oklahoma and Missouri was. Subsequently, Texas has no shot at the National Title.

These decisions were not made on the field of play, but by computer geeks associated with the BCS. In addition to the Big 12 Championship and National Championship Games, Texas will miss out on the Sugar Bowl where they would have played Alabama. Alabama also has only one loss and was #1 when Texas wasn’t. Instead, Texas is slated to play in the Fiesta Bowl. Waiting for them is the biggest, big game chokers of all, “Thee Ohio State”. Hook ‘em horns!

The Lone Ranger

2008-12-08T12:15:00.001-06:00

The Radio City Rockettes

2008-12-07T13:39:00.004-06:00

The other day I met at friend at the Capitol. While I was talking with him, I brushed shoulders with the governor, Former Senator David Pryor and the entire Radio City Rockette dance crew. So, I think I did what any red blooded male would do. I stumbled over to my favorite Rockette and got a picture.

Oh, yeah, who is the governor of Arkansas anyway?

Harder, Longer and Faster

2008-12-03T09:26:00.005-06:00

The NFL handed down 6 suspensions today for doping. Bryan Pittman (Houston Texans) received one of the hand slaps. The violations stemmed from a diurectic often used with steroids.

Oh, yeah, Bryan Pittman is the Long Snapper for the Houston Texans. I guess he thought he could snap it harder, longer and faster with steroid use.

I kinda find that amusing.

The Return of the Mask...Blogger that is...

2008-12-02T08:11:00.002-06:00

Headliner to Flatliner

From time to time there are big name celebrities that sink against their will into obscurity. Their careers go from vibrant to non-existent. They no longer sell out arenas, have hit TV shows, or are they big box office. It’s like one-day fans, casting crews, and the like wake up and say, “that person is not talented anymore.” But there are also those who have a lot of talent that disappear. John Travolta was a TV and movie star and he has certainly seen his valleys. In fact, if it wasn’t for Look Who’s Talking, there may have never been a Pulp Fiction, which catapulted him back to stardom.

Beyond a shadow of a doubt, there are two that epitomize this collapse with no resurrection in sight. Chevy Chase and Andrew “Dice” Clay. Chevy’s work includes SNL, Vacation, and Fletch. Chevy’s physical comedy coupled with his comedic timing made him a star, but now he is invisible. “Dice” on the other hand was known solely for stand up comedy. He was the first comedian to sell out Madison Square Garden and he had a faithful following quoting his nursery rhymes and dubbing his gestures. After a long run and a longer disappearing act, he even tried to enter the ranks of reality TV with other lesser talents such as Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels. If you see “Dice” now it really is a sad sight. The once King of Comedy is now rather pathetic. His fate, like Chevy’s, is tied to a lack of talent, but a greater lack of acceptance.

I can’t explain exactly why this rise and fall effect happens to some celebrities, but I do know that as long as Dustin Diamond still has a career, anyone has a chance.

Dang.

2008-11-25T08:47:00.003-06:00

And no, Jim did not ride with me to lunch.

I can see 57 states from my house!

2008-11-21T07:47:00.004-06:00

How much did the media affect your vote?

The Masked Blogger - Palin's Pain

2008-11-20T08:28:00.005-06:00

Sounds like the Masked Blogger has him a little crush. I give the blog a C-.

It’s a known fact that you do not kick someone when they are down. Due to the election, Governor Sarah Palin finds herself in a down predicament. Yet, the media and others, continue to pile on. In regards to the onslaught, I honestly don’t know what the motive is. Are Palin’s opponents scared of the Alaskan? Do they truly view her as Tina Fey’s portrayal rather than who she truly is? Is there a lack of acceptance for another strong political woman in addition to Condoleezza Rice and Hilary Clinton? Are the Democrats looking for the new Dan Quayle?
Opponents can stay on the Palin attack if they so choose. However, short of a John Edwards type scandal, I don’t think we have heard the last from Sarah Palin in connection with the Presidency. Whether you like her or not, people of all political views gravitate to looks, charisma, and eloquence. Sometimes these three can be so intoxicating that content is ignored. Sound familiar?

Peace in the Valley - Favorite Tunes - Pt.2

2008-11-18T08:15:00.004-06:00

"Peace in the Valley" was the first gospel tune to sell 1 million copies. It was written by Thomas Dorsey in 1939 for Mahalia Jackson. However, in 1951, Red Foley got his hand on the song and made it into a hit. The song has been covered many times, but the Elvis Presley/Jordanaires' version is the best in my opinion. Take a listen.

The Masked Blogger - CMA's

2008-11-15T18:54:00.003-06:00

The Masked Man has done it again. This may be his best effort to date.
I give it a B+. Enjoy.

CMA's.
Wednesday night was Country Music’s biggest night of the year. The forty-second Country Music Awards saw Kenny Chesney, who was once called a "fraud" by ex-wife of one-minute Renee Zellweger, nab his fourth Entertainer of the Year award. This ties him with Garth Brooks for the most times to receive this award. Country legends such as Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton, and Merle Haggard have only won this award once. If the CMA’s represent the greatest achievements in the industry, what does this tells us about Kenny Chesney? Joe Montana, quarterback of the San Francisco 49ers, won four Super Bowl titles and is widely considered the greatest of all-time. Should this same principle be used for Chesney? Fifty years from now will "She thinks my tractor’s sexy" be elevated to anthem status. Kenny Chesney is the emblem of the American Dream. His rise to success could be summarized as no hair, no talent, and no problems. I know that Chesney is not going away anytime soon, but if he won’t, the CMA’s should.

White Collar Crime

2008-11-12T13:40:00.009-06:00

I'm so sick of this bailout garbage.

GM, come on down...you're the next contestant on the Price is Right bailout challenge. I'm starting to feel like the customer that sits in the waiting room for an oil change and about halfway in the disheartened attendant comes in to bring you the not so good news. I imagine you know exactly what I'm talking about. There are just so many times you can have your intellect "flushed" before you feel like you are getting the ole "grease" job. These guys just have you over the barrel because you have no idea about what is going on.

The U.S. Government is starting to take on the persona of Andy Taylor. If you remember, Andy always found a way to make the incompetent deputy, Barney, look like the hero. Now we've bailed out Wall Street and now GM? Where do we draw the line? I doubt we will make it to my mortgage, right? I would hope at some point that Andy will have a job interview in Mount Pilot and won't be there to bailout these bad businessmen. This is nothing short of white collar crime. I'm sick of people dodging responsibility.

I can't talk that much about Wall Street, but GM I can. GM is not competitive, bottom line. If you read any Consumer Reports type magazine, you will recognize very quickly they will not have a vehicle listed with any regularity in the critics' picks. A lot of things are taken into consideration for this selection: gas mileage, dependability, durability, affordability (off the top of my head). I have had 2 GM cars and have hated both of them. I think it is absurd we are constantly reminded to "Buy American." And if we don't, we have sinned. OK, so here is the theory: I'll "buy" American, and then "buy" foreign gas to put in it all the time because it's not fuel efficient. Remember friends, if you don't look out for number one, you might just step in number two. I bought a Toyota in 2004 and am now over 100,000 miles with no problems other than oil changes. And it IS fuel efficient, durable, affordable and dependable. Secondly, IF there is a bailout, I wonder where that money will come from....you guessed it....probably China. "Buy American"....Come on, give me a break. Once again, a failed response of someone trying to pass the buck on their failed responsibility.

I say let GM fold by their own merits. Let each of the CEOs keep a Hummer apiece and give them one of those $2.99 gas cards for the next 3 years. Also install in each Hummer one CD on steady rotation for the life of the vehicle:

Aaron Neville's Christmas Favorites. That should do the trick.

Movie Review - "W" - Masked Blogger

2008-11-10T07:32:00.008-06:00

Well, the ole "Lone Ranger" is at it again. This time he/she is giving us a movie review. Who knows what next week holds...? Keys to our salvation? How to clear out our septic tank? Personal hygiene shortcuts? Enjoy.

With all of the buzz around the election, President George W. Bush seems to be amongst the missing. In fact, the only time he seems to pop up is in connection with SNL and Frank TV. One of the true conspiracy theorists of our time is Oliver Stone. Stone made his mark as the Screenplay Writer for Scarface. He also has directed movies such as Platoon, JFK, and Natural Born Killers. His most recent effort is W., a biographical sketch of our outgoing President.

The movie focuses on various phases of the President’s life. W’s phases could be summarized with attitudes such as: ‘I am a fraternity party animal’, ‘I can’t keep a job’, ‘I am an embarrassment to my family’, ‘Dad loves Jeb more’, ‘I can’t stop eating’, ‘Dad doesn’t want me to out success him’, and ‘I’m the President’. I know this will shock many, but the President is even portrayed as an idiot. The President is visualized as a constant dichotomy: egomaniac with a severe inferiority complex.

Look, there is not a person with any sense that would proclaim the 43rd President as a good one. However, no one with any sense would accept Oliver Stone as a pop psychologist either. This movie actually has a few solid performances by the likes of Josh Brolin (W) and Richard Dreyfuss (Cheney). The movie has very odd time sequence changes and one really bad acting performance (Condoleezza). It also presents a man from extreme wealth, in a high spotlight family, who attended Ivy League Schools, and rose to the highest office in our nation as having no social graces or etiquette.

If Stone is looking to further tarnish Bush’s legacy, I don’t think this movie will do the trick. W. is one of those movies that has a ‘B’ rated feel, with a ‘D-’ outcome.

What do these two people have in common?

2008-11-07T10:43:00.013-06:00

I watched John McCain's concession speech the other night. He made the statement that his defeat should all be placed upon his shoulders. I don't know if those were his exact words, but definitely his sentiments. I thought that to be a tad odd. In these times, it's a little out of the norm for anyone to take the blame for anything. Once he made the statement, of course, he was greeted with many boos. He then gingerly raised his arms in humility.

In the past few days, I believe I concur with Senator McCain. It was his fault. It all backfired in his face. His political move to capitalize on the situation did not work. Sarah Palin was the weak link on the Republican ticket. She helped the ticket for about a 72 hour period. I started to become a little weary once I heard the phrases (and the same speech for that matter) "bridge to nowhere", "maverick", "you betcha", "soccer moms", etc...during numerous stops of Palin's first week on the scene. She started to seem like a programmed robot. The whole Alaska ordeal got to be old hash to me. The V.P. debate was unbearable. Sarah, it was not a strong move to start out a rebuttal statement by saying, "As mayor I...blah, blah, blah,....." especially when experience is not in your favor. Why remind the people? Sarah, You lost me at mayor.

Well, now she has some experience in debating. Maybe she will use all of this experience to her advantage in the future - "maybe in eight years." Wow. Wonder why McCain and his "handlers" didn't want her to go on the O'Reilly Factor and do other interviews.

Final Analysis: The people selected Obama. I will support him and give him a fighting chance. I voted for McCain. However, I was not thrilled with either. McCain's stance on key issues was somewhat wishy-washy and many times was left open ended to each state's interpretation. Definitely, knowing what I know now, it would have been scary having a Vice President in office that doesn't know Africa is a continent and most of all having ole Bocephus as McCain's Chief of Staff.

Answer: Struggling careers.

Favorite Songs Pt. 1

2008-11-05T13:40:00.003-06:00

Once a week I am going to leave you a sample of a great song. These songs are songs that will leave the hair on the back of your neck standing up. A few of these I've listened to hundreds of times in my life, but never really listened to - if you know what I mean. Your mind is a terrible thing to waste. Can we ever have a "Satisfied Mind"?

This first song was made popular by the late great Porter Wagoner - "Satisfied Mind"

How many times have you heard someone say
If I had his money I could do things my way
But little they know that it's so hard to find
One rich man in ten with a satisfied mind
Once I was waitin' in fortune and fame
Everything that I dreamed for to get a start in life's game
Then suddenly it happened I lost every dime
But I'm richer by far with a satisfied mind
Money can't buy back your youth when you're old
Or a friend when you're lonely or a love that's grown cold
The wealthiest person is a pauper at times
Compared to the man with a satisfied mind
When my life has ended and my time has run out
My friends and my loved ones I 'll leave there's no doubt
But one thing's for certain when it comes my time
I'll leave this old world with a satisfied mind.

The Masked Blogger (Turkey Attack)

2008-11-04T09:35:00.002-06:00

I am a child of the 80’s. I wore stonewashed jeans, tight-rolled them, and listened to the likes of Van Halen, Def Leppard, and Quiet Riot, and watched movies such as ‘Sixteen Candles’ and ‘The Breakfast Club’.

During these times, the NBA was flourishing. Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, and Magic Johnson brought an energy to the game that caused a need to emulate them. I mean really, who didn’t want to be like Mike. During the 80’s, most NBA players were not just great Basketball players but college graduates as well.

Today’s game is vastly different. LeBron James and Kobe Bryant are unquestionably the two best players and yet both were drafted without College experience. To prohibit this pattern, the NBA has implemented a policy that requires all drafted players to have completed one year of collegiate play. Look, I am not saying that you should be a Professor to play hoops, but I don’t think the NBA should cater to those who are simply athletic. The fact is, education should be a major emphasis whether you have physical talent or not. Today’s NBA seems to be filled with selfishness and a lack of discipline. These are the very issues that are addressed in a Collegiate Athletic Program. The NBA has been marred with corruption, greed, illegal activity, and laziness that make the sport down right unwatchable. The things that go on in today’s game are the by-products of a lack of mentoring in a College atmosphere.

I don’t pretend to have all of the answers. Certainly, college recruiting is one of the big ways to address this problem. My point of contention is that a game that I grew up watching and playing is something that I find less entertaining than ‘Dr. Phil’.

Only 2 more days to spread discord

2008-11-02T13:47:00.008-06:00

Well, we only have 2 more days till the election. That's bad news for a handful of people. That means they only have 2 more days to send emails and forward emails claiming that Obama is not American OR claim that Sarah Palin is too nicely dressed and under qualified for the Vice Presidency OR state that John McCain owns 7 homes and does not care about the middle class OR show a picture of Obama where he does not cover his heart during the pledge OR ...you get the picture. I've heard and seen it all and I'm about sick of it. I imagine that you are too.

The good news, Kool-Aid drinkers, is that you all have 2 more days to spread your message. Whether your message is based upon facts or smoke and mirrors, Wednesday will merit a verdict.

By all means, America, stand behind whomever the people select as our new President. They will have earned the honor.

Quote of the Day... by Judge Smails

2008-10-31T15:23:00.002-05:00

"It's easy to grin when your ship comes in. And you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat."

I've got your guarantee right here Chrysler!

2008-10-30T10:20:00.006-05:00

Do you remember when summer gas prices were outrageous? Actually, you don't even have to look that far back. Chrysler motors (GM) introduced a 'too-good-to-be-true' incentive: THE NEW $2.99 GUARANTEE. The plan guaranteed gas for $2.99 per gallon for 3 years - ONLY if you bought one of their shiny, new cars.

Fast Forward a few months - we have a problem, America. Gas is $2.27 cents a gallon in my neighborhood. Once again the consumers have been HOSED and now the joke's on Chrysler and it makes me laugh pretty hard. I'm really trying my best not to call my local dealership and ask them if that $2.99 gas is rocket fuel.

Maybe it's bad juju because they are in cahoots with Saturn in a roundabout way. Works for me at least.

The Masked Blogger (Second Attack)

2008-10-28T15:14:00.006-05:00

Well, the masked man is at it again.

After a long day of working the streets, the masked blogger sat down just long enough to write down a few words. The content of forthcoming blog is something that I know is on the hearts of all Americans during these tough times. No matter whether you are a traditionalist or not, you would have to admit we have fallen on tough times.

Please indulge us, o masked one.

The State of Country Music

Annually we are treated to the State of the Union Address. The purpose of this speech is for the President to identify the country's current issues. I believe that country music is at an all-time low. With the exception of Carrie Underwood and few others I see this industry thirsting for real talent.

With full respect to David Letterman, I submit to you a Top Ten List to convey the State of Country Music based upon its biggest names.

10. Keith Urban- could not make it in rock, so he tried country.
9. Rascal Flatts- could not make it in pop, so they tried country.
8. Tim McGraw- married someone significantly more talented to convince us that he has talent.
7. Toby Keith and others- need to stop making money under the guise of patriotism.
6. Brooks and Dunn- Dunn should go solo.
5. Trace Adkins- he should hope that his legacy is tied to the 'The Apprentice'.
4. Brad Paisley- Jumped the Shark when he checked for ticks.
3. Reba McEntire- Recorded her old hits in duet form. Thanks for keeping things fresh.
2. George Strait- Has traded quality for quantity.
1. Kenny Chesney- has successfully ripped off Jimmy Buffet's aura with less talent.

And the home of the...FREE!

2008-10-27T13:13:00.001-05:00

The Masked Blogger

2008-10-24T13:00:00.008-05:00

I am pleased to announce a weekly installment to I could be wrong, but...

Each week the blog will feature a installment from an estranged journalist who piddled in a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Currently, he is holding up shop in a run down motel in Boston Mountains of Arkansas. Needless to say, he's got a lot on his mind. It's just him, his laptop and his floppy disc. Let me be perfectly clear and say this is a guest writer that will be featured each week and NOT your's truly.

His first entry is titled: Politics As Usual

I don’t pretend to be a political junky. I delete politically driven emails before reading them. I don’t watch ‘Hardball’, ‘Hannity and Colmes’, or any other politically based program with any regularity. My political persuasions are conservative in nature, but that doesn’t mean that I always endorse the Republican point of view.

For example, following General Colin Powell’s controversial endorsement of Senator Barack Obama, Radio-Talk show Host, Rush Limbaugh, who probably has an elephant tattoo to display his loyalty to his party, condemned Powell’s choice. Of course, Powell is a known Republican and yet he will vote for Obama? Limbaugh, who loves controversy, attributed Powell’s choice to simply a matter of skin color. Wasn’t it this same Limbaugh who got fired from ESPN because he made some comments based solely upon skin color? Look, I am not saying that Rush Limbaugh is a racist. But what I am saying is that Limbaugh’s continuous over the top opinions, coupled with his shady personal problems, diminish his credibility. Should anyone who sees all the angles and knows exactly how our country should be run and yet stays behind a microphone be taken seriously? Doesn’t an American hero such as Colin Powell deserve a little more respect and the benefit of the doubt?
I know that people like Rush, O’Reilly, Maher, etc., but please understand that these are men who are extremely opinionated, but will never couple those opinions with service. Comedian Al Franken has been a proud member of this all talk, no rock fraternity and yet he has decided to put his service where his mouth is by running for the U.S. Senate. Jesse “The Body” Ventura and now Al Franken, good luck to the Golden Gopher.

Loser leave town match last night...

2008-10-23T07:55:00.005-05:00

If you didn't know, President Bill Clinton started a school (affiliated with the University of Arkansas) of public service here in Little Rock. It is the only graduate school in the nation offering a Master's degree of Public Service. Bill's educational dream finally came to fruition in 2004. The school stands right next door to the William Jefferson Clinton presidential library bordering the Arkansas river.

Last night, the school of public service hosted a keynote speaker. The keynote speaker focused on his/her contributions to public service and contributing to the 'American Dream.'

Any ideas who they may have selected?

Colin Powell, Jimmy Carter, Norman Schwarzkopf, Nelson Mandela OR maybe even Angelina Jolie...nope....

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WOW.

I guess Monica was booked.

Everyday I write the book...

2008-10-22T13:30:00.012-05:00

Elvis Costello wrote a cleverly titled song called, "Everyday I write the book." It was a song talking about a love relationship that never really flourished, however, it continued to be a work in progress. What a great concept.

I have had such a relationship as well. It has been going on since 2003. My wife and I bought a Saturn VUE in 2003 and let's just say I concluded the book yesterday. I may waste my money on gumball machines, cotton candy, big foam cowboy hats, big bags of baked potato chips filled with factory air or 7 things from the dollar store that I can throw on the kitchen counter...BUT I will NOT give Saturn or GM another penny of my money. My feelings for Saturn kinda parallel Johnny Cash's feelings for San Quentin.

Amy took the Saturn in yesterday for a routine oil change. The check engine light had come on, but that was not out of the ordinary because we were overdue for our regular oil change. She dropped it off and the service tech "RICK" told her that we'll have you taken care of shortly. He did return shortly with the keys and thanked her for the service and she stepped up to counter to pay. The bill was $158 (?) some odd dollars....what? give me a break!? When questioned, he said that they had do a diagnostic test to determine why the check engine light was coming on. There is one problem to that scenario - He never said they were doing a diagnostic test and furthermore, the diagnostic test came back negative meaning they didn't know why it came on in the first place. In Layman's terms, a rip off.

I called the service manager and had a good ole 'Jed to Jethro' long talk with him. I told him that I have been providing him a living since 2003. I also told him that as far as I was concerned, there is only 1 Saturn dealership in the world and that's in North Little Rock. I conveyed to him that your dealership's service has continually been at the bottom of the barrel, and most of all I'm completely sick of it. His response was, "I appreciate your business since 2003 and will give you a free oil change the next time you come in." And let me say this cat was not the nicest guy in the world and had the personality of Ben Stein hopped up muscle relaxers. I wanted to ask him if I could get 2 free oil changes so I crap on one and cover it up with the other, but I didn't. I guess I'm better than that, barely.

I pleasantly declined his offer and I told him, "You see, Sir, I've been writing this book since 2003 and I guess today is the day that I'm going to have to finish it. I'm moving on. Thank you for taking my call."

Reasons not to purchase a Saturn at Saturn of Greater Little Rock:

1. It's a Saturn - Things that went wrong just within the first 3 years that I can remember:
2 defrosters went out, 1 stering column, had to re-configure the transmission, cd player skipping, heated seat quit working, battery died and left us stranded out of town over a weekend and lost a day's wages (Memphis/LR), one night trip we had a bug get in the car and we lowered the windows down and it blew out a fuse and we had to make the whole 2 hour trip w/ the windows down with a newborn. When we called the next day, the recommendation was to bring it in for diagnostic testing (100 mile round trip with windows down in 100 degree temps with a newborn). We finally convinced them it may be a fuse. They said maybe. After a long time of hassling them, they finally told us right where to go and we changed it ourself. Go figure.

2. Poor, Poor Customer Service

3. Location is terrible - It's like playing double dutch in high speed traffic - Real life Frogger

4. Only 1 Saturn that's anywhere close to you - You feel like you are on an episode of Survivor, but you are not getting paid for it. You are paying them!
If you have any trouble, you will have to have it towed. If it's under warranty, you will run into other problems if it's towed to other Saturns because they will not honor from Saturn to Saturn. Sounds stupid, but believe me. I've had one since 2003. I've lived it my friend and I've got the scars to prove it.

In case you are wondering:
Saturn of Greater Little Rock
5105 Warden Rd
North Little Rock, AR 72116

NCAA or WWE?

2008-10-22T07:48:00.003-05:00

I couldn't find the video, but it is said that during next play the ref dug down deep into his tights and got a chain. He then proceeded to wrap the chain around his right hand numerous times and cold cocked one of the players under his face mask and then nonchalantly discarded the chain.

Stick your neck out...both of 'em

2008-10-20T07:43:00.012-05:00

If you haven't heard of Junior Brown, I doubt you'll read this post. Anyhow, he is a traditional style country music singer/guitarist. He is mainly known for his deep voice and his weird looking guitar. As the story was told, he said that he had a dream one night about a guitar that had a two necks. And if you do not know what a guitar neck is...please stop and read no more.

The top neck was a regular full scale neck and the bottom neck was a 6 string steel guitar neck. After consulting with Fender, his dreams became a reality and the novelty began. In 1993, he began his career by releasing 2 albums at the same time. This unusual release has been his best work to date. Since the dual release, he has put out a few more albums and narrated the 2005 Dukes of Hazzard motion picture release.

Well, last night my band had the opportunity to play with him. Over the years I've seen him numerous times and my thoughts on his performances have been a mixed bag (just as the album Mixed Bag). I first saw him in the early 90's and he was great. He had a 4 piece band that included his wife playing acoustic guitar. The second time I saw him it was great. He had a different band with Buddy Miles playing drums and his wife playing acoustic. However, he and his wife argued outside prior to the encore. The third time I saw him it was only a 3 piece and a completely different band and no wife and no acoustic guitar. He came in about 30 minutes late and mumbled through the set. I think he wished he was on Coconut Island. That's a Junior Brown joke. I know nobody will get that one.

Last night was a combo of all of those. I did know the bass player, but a new drummer and no acoustic...so a 3 piece. He was fashionably 20 minutes late and sounded great with all the Junior Brown country classics. The highlight of the night for me were two cover tunes he did. One was Ernest Tubb's "Gimme a little old fashion love" and the Ventures' "Apache".

Junior appeals to a cross section of fans ranging from Ernest Tubb fans to Jimi Hendrix fans. He is known to mix in licks from famous guitarists that only a few people can spot leaving the traditionalist crowd just thinking he is a little crazy.

The cons to the show: He played too many meaningless blues songs with too many meaningless blues licks for too long.

Gambling?

2008-10-16T12:11:00.002-05:00

The recent economic state has left me with one question: Is playing the stock market the same as gambling?

Please justify your answer.

Ex. Is an educated man who knows how to play blackjack and the person who buys and sells stocks on the wall street floor in the same business?

Let me clarify one thing. The man who plays blackjack (knows how to work the system) does not play blackjack as a hobby, but treats it as a job.

The World Series of Poker...

2008-10-15T08:46:00.012-05:00

Is there anybody else out there about tired of the World Series of Poker being on TV 24/7? Not so much being on TV, but being on the "sports" network? It doesn't matter if you flip over to ESPN between the debates OR stumble down the stairs at 4 in the morning, you will be greeted with another World Series of Poker. How many World Series of Poker can there be out there? Seriously, at this current rate of media, the ESPN broadcasting 'flush' could reach to Uranus and back.

How is playing cards more of a sport than...let's say...a competition of baking cakes?

I have a proposal. Since the World Series of Poker has so much footage, why not start their own channel? Maybe, The World of Poker channel? I think using the word series misleads the public. One tends to think someone could possibly turn a double play and get out of the inning and the show will be over, but that's not the way it works in this case. This series never ends.

WSoP, it's time for you to go all-in or fold and get your own network and get off my ESPN.

I'm not bluffing.

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I have added a new video to the video bar. I can't determine if this video brings people to Jesus or turns them away from him.

How do you get to the Grand Ole Opry?

2008-10-12T13:34:00.006-05:00

The Grand Ole Opry is the oldest continuous radio program in US history. It is considered to the be the high church of country music. In 1943, the Grand Ole Opry moved to the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, Tennessee. The Ryman Auditorium initially served as the Union Gospel Tabernacle.

Becoming a member of the Grand Ole Opry used to the ultimate honor that could be bestowed upon an artist. If you noticed I used the past tense. I don't know if it means a hill of beans these days. The Grand Ole Opry I remember required a long time career of country music, success and a strong contribution to country music. NOW I think the only requirement is what you look like and if you have had somewhat of a hit. It seems as though the Grand Ole Opry is passing out more memberships than your local Gold's gym.

Come on, Craig Morgan? I challenge anyone out there to tell me one song of Craig Morgan's without researching it? Dierks Bentley? Come on G.O.O. - Take one for collective country music team and do what's right for country music and not just for your pocket book. County music is suffering because of it. Don't believe me? Just listen to the radio.

Grand Ole Opry, I'm disappointed in you.

On the job training?

2008-10-09T07:52:00.000-05:00

I hate debates...

2008-10-08T08:03:00.003-05:00

Am I the only one who thinks debates are useless?

Each candidate has about 4 or 5 catch phrases that is constant in any forum. You could ask McCain who's going to win the World Series?

His response may be,

"You know that's a great question and a question that all Americans are probably pondering at this time of economic crisis. I just wish we could get more people in the seats during the playoffs. That's what I'm going to do as president. I'm going to cut taxes on Americans so they can buy more hot dogs, more beverages, more itchy replica baseball shirts and more of those tiny baseball bats for the kiddos while working across the aisle with the American and National leagues respectively. And friends, that's what America is all about. Oh, and by the way, did I mention that we will be looking for alternative energy as well? Yes, my friends, it's true. We will be looking for alternative energy. Nuclear, clean coal, off shore drilling and THAT, my friends, will play a gigantic role in the outcome of America's own, major league baseball World Series."

Rebuttal Mr. Obama (use your best Obama voice including choppy breaks between words that prohibit a continual train of thought with a hard emphasis on the first syllable of each word),

"Baseball is America's true pastime. During the last 8 years there has been a steady decline in America's interest with major league baseball. I understand why the middle class feels that way. Ticket prices are continuing to go up while we are going through the largest fiscal decline in this great country's history. I have voted numerous times to lower ticket prices while Senator McCain has voted against it 94.2% of the time. Oh, and did I mention, we shouldn't have even gone to war with Iraq?"

I think the best forum to serve the public would be granting each candidate 1 hour of television time. Just one camera focused in on the noggin of the candidate. Each broadcast would focus on 2 topics. An example would be Economic Reform and Health care. The candidate could then go into detail regarding specific things they are proposing and use charts and graphs or whatever they choose. I guess that makes too much sense.

No spin zone...

2008-10-07T08:42:00.008-05:00

I have tried to somewhat stay up on the issues of late. With the latest economic crisis, it really doesn't help one to be "up" on the issues or not. The ignorant are getting hosed as much as the informed - and you usually that's the case with anything political. So, that leaves me wondering why do I waste my time? I guess it's somewhat entertaining.

You either love Bill O'Reilly or you hate him. Personally, I think he is very entertaining. I respect him because he doesn't sugarcoat questions with any of his guests whether Dem/Rep. I will have to say that he can be somewhat rude with his guests, but that's all part of the entertainment factor. I do respect his intelligence on most issues. He does make a point of researching everything that he supports. Whether I agree with him or not, I respect him for fact finding. That's a whole lot better than someone saying I support _______ and not have a clue on any issue. Even though Bill is a far cry from be the average, middle income American citizen, I respect him for holding anyone's feet to the fire on their views they push.

On the blog, I will feature a video (or two) of the week that needs your attention.

The first blog is from The O'Reilly factor. In this clip, Bill interviews Barney Frank regarding his supervision of the economic crisis and the misleading information that he continually gave regarding Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. On numerous occasions, Mr. Frank spoke highly of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and assured people that they would not fail. This is one instance in which Bill's rudeness is somewhat justified.

You can click on the video to the right.

Enjoy.

Here are some things I promise to you...

2008-10-06T08:36:00.000-05:00

I promise that this blog means very little.

I promise that it will sometimes be informative and sometimes humorous. However, I will leave that up to the reader.

I promise that I will never concentrate on having perfect punctuation and spelling.

I promise that I will not worry if my dangling participle is dangling. I will speak to you from the heart, not a textbook. I will be considered the ee cummings of the blog world.

I promise that I will never meet the high standards of Jim Miller's blogs.