Here are some things I promise to you...

I promise that this blog means very little.

I promise that it will sometimes be informative and sometimes humorous. However, I will leave that up to the reader.

I promise that I will never concentrate on having perfect punctuation and spelling.

I promise that I will not worry if my dangling participle is dangling. I will speak to you from the heart, not a textbook. I will be considered the ee cummings of the blog world.

I promise that I will never meet the high standards of Jim Miller's blogs.